Today is Thursday. I love Thursdays. They're like almost-Fridays, and I love Fridays. Not that the fact that it is Thursday right now really matters, since it's summer so ALL days are Fridays. ANYWAYSSSS
So, this is my first entry. I guess this is a blog so I will write what I'm thinking of. Here it goes.
WARNING: I mean that I am really writing whatever pops into my head right now. Sane people might want to stay away.
My four topics today:
The Amazingness of Whipped Cream
Canadian Nazis- who knew?
The stupid hound and mutt that live at my house
And evilness that is taking over the world (No, not Dr. Wolff or Voldemort)
I ate whipped cream today right out of the can. Whipped cream tastes so good!
I really don't understand people who don't like whipped cream.
It's like, "What?
Are you lactose intolerant or are you not from this planet?
Cause this stuff is amazing and I can't believe how you wouldn't join me in the worship of this creamy, fluffy goodness.
You must have some kind of disease in your brain.
Maybe that's why you twitch.
I hope you die.
...
Oh well, more for me."
I was looking up "ferrets" on Google Images, and I finally spotted an especially cute one and clicked on it. And guess what site it landed me on? The Nationalist-Socialist Party of Canada.
I'm like okay, whatever. Then I noticed that to the left of the picture of the pretty sunset is... a swastika?!
So even though Mrs. Denker, my now former history teacher, told us that the government tracks people who go on KKK and Nazi sites and the FBI might show up at your door and arrest you or something, my curiosity-killed-the-cat-curiosity made me look. I'm like, come on, these guys can't be serious. World War 2 is over (But Bryce, the Spanish-American War IS NOT!)!
But all over the site is ridiculous propaganda with gushing, over the top bullcrap about "their beloved Fuhrer".
I'm like, O RLLY CANADA? Way to blow your reputation. You're supposed to be the harmless, quite one that offers maple syrup and hockey to the world and not much else. Being obnoxious idiots is our job here in America. So bugger off, or we might have to cap this Nazi nonsense a second time (and you too, Montana. I heard moar crap about crazed neo-nazi groups springing up there...yeesh).
And what I want to know is: what does a cute ferret have to do with any of this?
(To be outraged, go here *note, not responsible for any FBI arresting or parents-freaking-out-over-search-history haha: http://nspcanada.nfshost.com/index.php?page_id=1 )
We took Rufus-Doofus and JJ the Derpster to get their nails cut today. You can really tell their personality differences.
Rufus was like "YAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!" the entire time, like those super-hyper-active-makes-you-want-to-barf-they're-so-girly anime characters. Ruf was sucking in the air like a vacuum and every time he saw a new person or dog, he would get so, SO happy.
Meanwhile, JJ was wide eyes and panting, digging her claws into and pressing against me in terror, shedding so much I could have made a whole nother JJ.
That's all I have to say bout that.
BEWARE
I've noticed a recent surge on McDonalds and Walmart's advertising (the evil of all evilness).
First the free burgers to good students. Then all the annoying "save money. live better" commercial sprees.
RESIST, MY FELLOW AMERICANS!
Burn that fedora! Dump that potato salad!
WE WILL RESIST THE EVILNESS
Oh... wait.... CRAP
THE SNACK WRAPS ARE SO GOOD... THE FRIES ARE SO SALTY
THESE SCREWDRIVERS ARE ONLY $2.00! $2.00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Well this wraps it up for post number one.
Don't excpect these to always be this long.
I was just bored today.
...
Merp.
Peace, Love, Squirrel Muffins
Lily
